Booo!

Woah its been a looooong time. Hello! I don't know why but I just don't feel like using blogspot. Is tumblr or tabulas better than blogspot? One way to find out ;)

Melbourne and Cousin

Wow, its been a looong time since I have posted something on my blog....like anymone reads it anyway :P
But since my exams are finally over and I'm basically rotting on my couch, I guess I should make my time a lil more worth while :P
Went to Melbourne recently to visit my relatives. Im terms of the environment, I didn't enjoy it very much. The weather was dreadfully cold and so were the toilet seats, the clothes were expensive, shops close so early in the afternoon, dfo (direct factory outlets) were a waste of time and there was nothing to see in the city. I guess thats because Aussie doesn't really have an identity of its own..its all rojak. Went to the Tim Burton exhibition and that was about it. The rest of my week was spent at home with my cousins. It made me realise how fast time has passed. From attempting to ride bikes in Singapore to petting deers in Lake Gardens and alas talking about relationships at the comfort of her heated room. Not gonna blog about what we talked about but who knew having a guy in your life could be that....challenging and time consuming :O
My friend whom I met for dinner at Melbourne also recently had a dude so she fills me on the details about gross stuff (well not gross to her) like Frencies and Hickeys. And woahhh, i never really knew how hickeys were formed until now thanks to ... .... :P Basically sounds like you're neck is making out with a vacuum cleaner. And having another person's saliva and tongue in your mouth doesn't sound so appealing either, with the teeth clashing and what not. But she assured me by saying "the first time was weird and then it gets better....just have to get used to it" And my reaction would be _____________________________________________urrrhuhhh...????....????

Guess its the kinda thing that people have to experience to find it appealing. But wow, that was and interesting talk. Sigh they are all so experienced now :P

My last day at Melbourne ended with my cousin and I singing loudly in the car to Kanye West's Gold Digger and Lady Gaga's Paparazzi. We had quite a laugh there while our mums were quitely listening. Good things had to come to an end when I hugged my cousin goodbye, tring to hold back the tears. As long as I can remember, even when she lived in Singapore, saying goodbye took a bucket full of tears as I was crying on the way back home. Friends may come and go but cousins are forever
♥ ٩(~.~)۶ ♥

English Test

IELTS is tomorrow. Haven't been writing essays for a year..I am so dead! Sooo, what do I do? Write on my bloggg!! At least by exercising my brain now, I would not be at a lost for words when writing the essay :P Smart cookieee...not!
Ok so what they usually ask to write are stuff that I am completely clueless about, like the governement, technology and all the topics that grown ups are supposed to know. These essay topics are literally meant for uni graduates.

Ok, I will now attempt to test my own knowledge about the world today.
Lets talk about, the importance in training for work than just a broad based education (got it from my IELTS book)
Ok............u need to train for workkk cuzzzzz..... it allows u to gain more experience on how to deal with people. Ummmm, people can be hard to deal with sometimes so training them to handle situations that involves customer service would allow them to build up their comunication skills and their people skills. (I hope that is a valid point)
Training is also important in medicine as it would allow students to improve on their clinical skills. They will be able to handle real life situations and also express their sympathy towards patients.
Oh crabby cakes..........i dont know what a broad based education really means -.-

Next essay topic,
Business education and training today must promote environmental awareness.
Lets seee.....business education.....man i dunno what that is all about -.- Time to tembak.. The environment plays an important role in a balanced ecosystem...if the enviroment is polluted, there is a limited chance of survival in animals and even humans. For example, when managing a business that involves the usage of depleting resources like trees (are trees even a depleting resource?!?!), a business man should also plan to plant the trees that have been cut down. Business educations should emphasise on the importance of using renewable resources....ummmm...and how to manage waste...

Ok, i am gonna sleep now....I can't bare to do this anymore :( Besides, I have to wake up at 7 am ON A SATURDAY, just for the test......... =S Wish me luck! Although I am not much of a lucky person, but i am blessed :)

PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Went to an education fair cuz I wanted to find out more about dentistry and how to apply to the universities..Went there, enquired...and it was like someone had sucker punched me on my face. The representatives of the universities where so negative, discouraging me from persuing the course..

"700 applicants and 5 places for international students, there are other things that you can do, u can work in the background and find cures to ailments instead of being the person that will administer the cure blablablablabla..."
I WANT TO BE ONE ADMINISTERING THE CURE DANGGIT!!

Its so frustrating when someone discourages you to do something when you have already set your mind to it. Of course all they are tring to do is do their job, telling the fact of the matter is...that it is almost impossible to get a place for dentistry. sighhhhhh, i guess in the end, you can never plan where you will be heading, its not all up to me...its up to the interviewers and lecturers, whether they want me to be in their university, whether they want me to do dentistry.
But in times of frustration, I thank God for helping me get this far, to get interviews for all the universities that I have applied to. In the end, God will make the final decision..if it was denstined that I didn't not get a place for dentistry, then so be it. If I did, I would be excedingly glad :) I guess its all about accepting it and moving on.
I shall not be stressed over this, i shall not be stressed over this, i shall not be stressed over this times 5...
Im cool...Time to prepare for another interview..haizz :P I will end this with a bible verse

Peace I leave with you, My peace I give to you not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled neither let it be afraid~ John14:27

Lololololoveveveve

Supposed to be sleeping now but, tomorrow college starts at 12 soo :D I'm happy!
But the yucky thing is that I'm going for a blood test..have to piss in a cup -.- and yes, i have no shame in writing that for everyone to see since its a fact..I have to get used to this kind of stuff if I want to be a good doc :P Still, I'm not too excited about that..
So valentines day is coming up, and I am being bugged with the same question profusely,
"Who is your valentine?" "Got a valentine??"
And my answer will be something sarcastic like...plentiful
But whats with this day anyway...is it the only day out of 365 days that you would take the trouble to buy roses and chocolates? oh, other than birthdays and anniversaries of course :P Shouldn't everyday be valentines?? Come to think of it, if that were to happen, there would be built in pocket holes on men's trousers. I read an article about love awhile ago, and it definitely changed my perception on the topic.
Love ain't about showering people with flowers, love ain't about candlelight dinners, love is about sacrifice. sacrificial love, is what I learn in bible class, and it definitely applies to everyone. Love is about going through the hard times, willing to do favors for your partner despite being absolutely reluctant to do so. And the smile of appreciation on the person's face just makes it all worth it. That is what I call love...from a person with the least experience in this topic :P
But dont be all corny saying stuff like, I will swim the atlantic for you, I will protect you and care for you till the end of time =.= like people are not capable of taking care of themselves :P
Oh, my bed is calling me now, time to cut this post short...bottom line is: love is blind and deaf
happy early valentines :D

Forgotten

I seem to have forgotten about my blog :P With so many things happening in my life, I just cant find the time to write them all..Can't even find time to write ONE event in my life, until today :P My cousins from Aussie came down recently and I SOOO ENJOYED THEIR PRESENCEEE!!! It was like a dose of sanity in a schizophrenic world.. But they could only stay for 5 days, and half the time, I had to stay at home to study for my exams.. unable to go shopping with them.. Sad wei...sad... :(
And I had an interview recently from the university of my dreamssss!!! The interview was.....AIsudhsafkasdjldkfjsdkbfrkjbwelkjr
Some parts were good, while other parts were pure awkward..and I said 'lah' twice =X I didn't intend to say it, but I'm Malaysian..what can I do??
I think that's all I'm gonna blog about..have to resume studying physics =S Shall blog more after exams :)

Inhumane

I have neverrr everrrrr been treated so horribly in my entire life!!
Just yesterday, I went to this hawker joint near my college to have lunch with my friends. As we entered the place, this 'friendly' waiter who owns one of the food stalls helped us find a place to sit. Then he asked us what we wanted to drink, but we didn't feel like ordering any beverages.
Then he was all, "If you don't wanna buy any drinks, you guys can't sit here since you profit me nothing".
I WAS FLABBERGASTED!! (the bald dude said waaaat?!)
One minute he acted all kind and nice, the next minute he dumped us like stray dogs! Well that's what it felt like..
Seriously, why can't people be nice because they want to and not because they intend to gain something in return? What happened to people being human?! What happened to being courteous and morally good?!?!
Did the love of money do this to him? Or is his ginormous head malfunctioning due to a lack of hair that fails to shield his head from UV radiation causing his brain cells to be working less effectively?!
Even science can't answer that.
I was mad when I went to sleep last night...
Wanted to slap his bald head left right and center, like what they do to the naughty bald kid from My Wife and Kids...but harder.. =S
I WILL NEVER EAT AT THAT PLACE EVER AGAIN!!

Ultra Emo and Sleepy Post

I AM SUPER BORED.
trying my best to study every single minute of my life,but it gets boring all the time(and no, i dont study every single minute of my life, i spend most of my minutes eating,sleeping,and watching tv). Sometimes I'll try imagining that reading about totipotency is like riding a horse out in the wild wild west, but no imagination can ever spice up this bland concoction of logic and science.

I SPENT 3 HOURS IN THE LIBRARY
Instead of studying like a sane person should, I checked out some of the books at the library. Found this book about ettiquete for young ladies so I figured that I should read it since I behave more like an animal than a lady :P

I AM SUPER STRESSED
I dont wanna rant anymore about my studies, so you guys may fill in the blank

I WANT MY 8 HOURS OF SLEEP
I sleep like a piglet :) I get cranky if I dont sleep for 8 hours at least...

I have nothing else to blog about now.. I just want to jump off a building and defy gravity..

Time Flies Like it or Not

Man, its Sunday already :( If only we have 3 weekends and 4 working days in a week..life would be so much easier :P
Somehow, I feel like my life is utterly boring and unexciting. College is so monotonous, we do the same thing day in and day out, like where is the excitement in life? Its all too monochromatic, having one wavelength and one frequency (oh no I'm illustrating my point with physics terms =S ) I wanna experience something fun, different and enjoyable once in awhile...like going bungee jumping, rock climbing, something that doesn't involve books for a change. Here is a beautiful day in front of us, and we are stuck indoors with our eyes locked onto our books.
I wanna learn something interesting, something that wont be tested in exams, knowledge we can hold on to for the rest of our lives.
I wanna take time to admire the flowers, the blue sky, the dew at the edge of a leaf, and the cool breeze on our faces on a humid cloudy day.
I wanna appreciate every single day I have, but somehow, my hectic and busy schedule is preventing me from doing so. But every chance I get, while walking to my class, I will look up past the concrete and glass buildings and smile at the blue sky, the puffy clouds and tell myself that
TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY :)

Oi, Updated! :P

Man, its been a looong time since I blogged :P Sorry, but I was and still am suuuper busy with homework, studying, and applying to universities. Its seriously hectic, so much to do so little time. But thank goodness I'm done with applying to universities :P

Went to a Model United Nations Conference and discussed about politics and gay rights. It was pretty intimidating at first witnessing how the fluent speakers spoke with such conviction and confidence. But I said to myself, aaah, just pretend to be as pro as them, they don't have to know that this is actually my first time doing this sort of thing.It was definitely a cool experience despite the fact that there was this sick weirdo doing something he shouldn't have done. Freak...

Moving on, my bio teacher had a talk with the whole class. Here are some of the things she said...

Study hard, don't waste time, no leisure activities, even one minute is important, don't think because you aced the first test means that you would do well for the second, I'm very disappointed in you class...a levels determines your life, think of your children (?!?!?!)

Think of my children?!?! Dangggg, not even married and I already have a responsibility to my future children?!? Now can you see how stressed I am? I have to think about my children and THEIR education :S

So I think I better hit the books now cuz I don't want my children to suffer poverty and die of hunger and starvation in the future.
And just because I have a physics book with me everywhere I go doesn't mean that I'm a nerd. Nerds understand what they are reading, so calling me a nerd is definitely an understatement :P

Pass

I passed piano grade 8...
WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!!
I passed piano grade 8...
WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!
After failing it twice and failed grade 7 three times, (i didn't pass grade 7)
I passed piano grade 8
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

I just cannot believe it, after 5 consecutive years of failing, I passed!!!
I guess the saying is true,

if you fail to succeed the first time, try try again- my dad's mantra, not mine.

Yesss, now I can get to play another musical instrument, like the ELECTRIC GUITARRRR!!! hehehe. But with all the college work piling up and all that studying, I think I should put my dreams of being a rock star on hold :P It is, after all a dream :P (nah, i don't really wanna be a rock star, they all die young :S)

I have two measly days of holidays before I have to:
1. Sit for UKCAT
2. Ace a chemistry paper
3. Make a UN speech about gays n politics :S
4. Apply for Ucas
5. Complete my personal statement

Since I'm not that kinda person who freaks out and gets stressed over the copious amounts of work piling up, I am probably going to watch more tv until I feel like looking at another chemical equation.

Haven't Met You Yet

I'm Not Surprised
Not Everything Lasts
Have Broken My Heart So Many Times,
I Stopped Keepin Track.
Talk Myself In
I Talk Myself Out
I Get All Worked Up
Then I Let Myself Down.

I Tried So Very Hard
Not To Lose It
I Came Up With A Million Excuses
I Thought I Thought Of Every Possibility

And I Now Someday
That It'll All Turn Out
You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid That I'll Give So Much
More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Might Have To Wait
I'll Never Give Up
I Guess It's Half Time
And The Other Half's Luck
Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere
And Into My Life

And I Know That
We Can Be So Amazing
And Baby Your Love
Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Possibility

And Somehow I Know That Will All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid
I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

They Say All's Fair
And In Love And War
But I Won't Need To Fight It
We'll Get It By It
To Be United

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Being In Your Life Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Single Possibility

And Someday I Know
It'll All Turn Out
And I'll Work To Work It Out
Promise You Kid
I'll Give More Than I Get
Than I Get Than I Get Than I Get

Oh You Know It Will All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid
To Give So Much More Than I Get
Yeah I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Will Miss You Oh Holidays!

So my 3 weeks of holidays are practically over. Have to embrace the fact that Im going to be concentrating more on my studies, and less on the computer and the tv... ahrgh, i feel disgusted just writing that. Sadly, we are not put here on earth to have a gala time.

So its my country's Independence day today. Celebrated irrelevantly by going to a church restoration seminar at Subang.
Its been a loooong time since I have seen my childhood friends. Some grew taller than me making me feel like a dwarf :P (cough eunice cough!) Talking to her made me nostalgic about the old days where we ate together, saw each other frequently and shared stories... :) sigghh, sometimes I wish I could go back in time and make it stay that way.
Sadly I didn't get to catch up with the others. I guess both parties were shy :P

My holidays were pretty much boring. Didn't watch any movies, didn't walk at malls. It was all about visits to the dentist, doing internships and all that. It was pretty interesting though, applying pain on people for their own good, kinda like a stress releaser :D But the downside of it was that I was standing there like a piece of wood for 3 bloody hours...talk about leg cramp. To top that off, I had to see the looks of the patients' faces when I was standing there observing. Those 'what a freak' expressions on their faces were classic :D

Happy Birthday Av!!!

Happy Birthday Aveena!! :D
Went out to Midvalley with Av on her birthday to watch a movie and have lunch.
I let her decide the movie we would be watching since it was her birthday, and that clearly was a mistake :P
We decided on Dance Flick.

I thought this movie was about REAL dancing, REAL moves, and a believable story line. Sadly, I was sooooo wrong!
It was so terrible, horrible, mortifying, disgusting and sick that I wanted to wash my eyes off with antibacterial soap. Those of you who think of watching it, think again..its so not worth the RM10. Next time Av, I'll chose the movie :D hehe
Then I had lunch with her n her sis. Your sis is cool la Av, she can be a really good stand up comedian :)

Had my piano exam.
The verdict: FAIL!!!!!!!! U SUCK AT PLAYING THE PIANO, STOP MAKING INNOCENT PEOPLE DEAF

Got my A Levels results.
The expression: Shocked and ecstatic :D

The excuse to my mum who will probably read this:
Well, at least I'm good at something and bad at another cuz life is all about balance. In conclusion, I'm a balanced individual, having the ability to fail and score in this road called life :P

Kevjumbaaaa!

So far, enjoying my holidays to the max, NOTTT!
I have soo much to do:
1. Piano exam
2. Write my personal statement
3. Sit for ukcat n ielts, and get a good grade
4. Look forward to the results for my 1st Sem, August 20
(sobsobsobsobsobsobsob)
What a fun holiday.... :(
On Tuesday, I decided to forget momentarily about all the work load and went to have a fun time with my friends. Took an lrt n monorail to Times Square to watch GiJoe. You must be thinking, "you went to Times Square just to watch a movie??? Siaooo"
Well, at that moment, we felt adventurous, that's all I can say :P
Times Square...WOAHH, it was huge, more than 5 storeys of shop lots, most of them empty, I'm not surprised. I felt so disorientated when I was there, couldn't tell where the ground floor was, it was like a never ending maze of shop lots.
But the movie, I have to say was AWESOME. The effects, the stunts, totally hardcore. 100 times better than Transformers.

I also wasted my time, going to youtube, watching hilarious videos of kevjumba and nigahiga. Man they are funny, but kevjumba is the best. He knows how to be serious yet funny at the same time. You can say he's seriously funny :P He also acknowledges the existence of Ballack!
Well, not really, but at least he knows who Ballack is :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocRSf9mgdT8

But hes an Arsenal fan.. :/ Oh well, I'm ready to compromise :P

When Words Mean Nothing

ASFHIAWOEROWEOUANrwERQ wfgnbnpcdmoweaor

sighhhh, just had to blurt that out..
Been keeping this inside me for the past week, and just blurting out words that don't make sense at all seems to be one of the only ways to relax my mind.

awehsuifhadgubvadfuagvdfniovasdnn

'computer shuts down'

shoot!! pressed the wrong button :S
As I was saying.....hmm, not sure what I was saying or planning to say to be honest..
Oh well, it will come to me any moment now.. (just have the urge press the keyboard)

Oh yeaaa,
My friend brought his PSP to college, and honestly I have never ever touched one before. It was MAGICCC. It was like finding a long lost friend, sighhh. I played Silent Hill, this horrific, thrilling game with zombies and mutated cows running around.

My aim: Banish them all, hehehe

Ok.,ok, I know I should not be so violent, stabbing zombies with wrenches and steel pipes :S But I have to improve on my manual dexterity if I wanna be a good dentist :D
Ok that's just an excuse... But a valid one, hehe

Heyyy, no wonder I have the urge to press buttons and keys :P
Better head to the piano before I lose interest!

I am Thankful for :

Having such a supportive, loving and amazing bunch of church buddies!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh, without them I think my life would be a train wreck, filled with sadness, anger, boredom you name it, I'll probably feel it.

Had an absolutely annoying, painful and sick weekend, fever, cold, cough you name it, I have it.

But when Sunday came, it was like at that moment, all the pain seemed to disappear. No, not literally, I just didn't feel sick when my church friends were around. They are like a breath of fresh air, a jump start caffeine shot, before having to face the world again.

And just today, after being disgusted by something a college mate said, I want my full shot of caffiene and a huge dose vitamin C right now! It still hasn't sank into my head what a ungodly world I live in, where people my age say and do things they aren't supposed to.

Its killing meeee, I didn't know that there are such people around. I thought it was only in shows and movies. I'm such a naive fool.

Thats why I am thankful to have church buddies that I get to meet and look forward to every Fridays and Sundays. Not forgetting the church buddies who chat with me on msn, you guys really make my day :)

Sleep to Dream a Never Ending Scene

I have been having weird dreams for the past 2 days. Dreams that seem continuous, like a never ending story.
Dreams about wedding bells, grandparents, and me being trapped in a computer game, seem to have a connection to my reality.

Wedding bells
the dream: my grandparents were preparing to attend their relative's wedding
the reality: my parents and I are invited to a friend's wedding

Grandparents
the dream:
Seeing my maternal grandparents getting ready for a wedding and my paternal grandparents driving a huge four wheel drive to help me escape from an evil dog napper
the reality:
was talking to my friend about me seeing his grandparents,
been admiring four wheel drives at college,
and i went to a pet shop yesterday

Being trapped in a game:
the dream:
trapped in a game where i was suppose to escape from an evil dog napper, i think was a dog in my dream, or else why would I want to escape from a dog napper?! But I think I eventually turned into a human being cuz I was conversing with my grandmother who was driving a four wheel drive :P
the reality:
been playing a game called Guitar Heroes on my friend's phone, soo addicted
went to a pet shop, looking at dogs, saw a very cute golden retriever :)
watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, that should explain the magic behind me turning into a dog, then back to a human.

Though some of my dreams kinda creep me out, its nice to have these little movies playing in my head while I'm sleeping. Keeps me entertained without having to lift my eye lids :D

Last Day of Rest

Cant believe the one month holidays is ending tomorrow! It didn't even feel like a month more like 3 weeks! :P Ahhh, I want another month off sooo bad, haven't gotten the chance to do the stuff on my check list like learn how to drive, and watch last house on the left...
Went to Penang and Kulim for 5 days and I can assure you that I had gained weight just by eating in Penang for a day. After church on Sunday, we went to eat asam laksa at Balik Pulau, probably the best asam laksa there is in the whole universe, then off to an orchard and my dad ordered 10 durians plus mangosteens (and no, a family of 3 wont eat 10 durians all by themselves, we needed help from my cousin, uncle n grandparents :P) then it was off to the beach to eat mee udang rebus...5 huge prawns in one plate, RM25......siao....Oh and did I mention that this was all for lunch?!?!?
Then the week after that we went to Malacca for a day trip and ate chicken rice balls...chicken rice wont taste this good if it didn't come in ball form :P then went around the town looking at antiques and visiting the cheng ho museum as well as an art gallery. Had tons of fun, didn't know Malaysia was that interesting..
And now, as I'm writing this, today will be the last day of my holidays...sobbbb! Its back to learning about things we don't apply in our daily life again! Joy....

If I Were Mean...

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.*oh you don't wanna know..

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.

YR: cute is usually used for animals and babies, n since ur not a baby......

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:

YR: ok ok you are, just please let me cover my eyes

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!

YR: and you are??

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..

YR: and you have zero awards

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.

YR: sorry, still doesn't ring a bell

If an annoying hot woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.

YR: you're not talking to a mirror

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!

YR: uhh, i was looking at your friend....

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!

YR: oh, so your type is not nice?? you're right, opposites don't attract

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!

YR: If I were rich, I wouldn't let u sit on my Lamborghini

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!

YR: yeah, when they see me with you

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.

YR: you don't think well..

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?

YR: sure, that will be 2000 bucks...tax and shipping, not included

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..

YR: aww, want me to call your mum to tuck you into bed?

4) What do you like about me?

YR: is this a trick question?? cuz i cant think of anything..

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!

YR: sorry, I'm not supposed to tell lies

If your enemy says:

1)Hi bitch!

YR: ignores her, cuz shes talking to a dog again

2) You smell like shit!

YR: its eau de toilette

3) What an ugly creature you are!

YR: takes one to know one

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!

YR: the only way you can kick my ass is to be at the back of me..

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...

YR: i love you too brother!!

2) I know you still love me!

YR: you don't know much either

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...

YR: sorry, i don't go for used roses

4) Please call me...

YR: cant, just deleted your number

5) The break up hurt me so much..

YR: want me to call the doctor?

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!

YR: so why do i need to buy your product then?

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!

YR: in to a??

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!

YR: so, i still have to pay the other 50%..

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..

YR: if its that good, you would have bought it already..

I tag:

Aveenaa

Sue Hsien

Ayesha

Daniel

Eunice

Randall